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Abdullah: |
Tell me
about our progress in winning the minds of America. |
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Manour: |
Much success, Great
King. Harvard and Georgetown have accepted Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal's
gifts of $20 million. Arab studies will greatly expand. |
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Abdullah: |
I am pleased, but
surprised. How did you buy the world's best university for only $20 million? Doesn't Harvard have a $25 billion endowment? |
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Manour: |
It is like our rich
princes. They always want more. Besides, Harvard's faculty is very
liberal. They hate the United States. The Supreme Court had to force
Harvard to allow military recruiters on its campus. |
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Abdullah: |
It is difficult for me
to understand how America became so powerful. |
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Manour: |
Now that we have
penetrated Harvard and Georgetown, I am pleased to announce great
progress in winning the minds of Californians. |
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Abdullah: |
Allah be praised. |
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Manour: |
The U.S. Ninth Circuit
Court of Appeals just ruled that Muslim studies can now be taught in
public schools in California. |
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Abdullah: |
But I read that the
court has taken "under God" out of their Pledge of Allegiance. |
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Manour: |
The same court that
expelled the American's Christian God from the public schools decided to
invite in Islam, Allah and Muhammad. |
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Abdullah: |
Extraordinary! Is this
Ninth Court of Appeals made up of Muslims? |
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Manour: |
No, Excellency. Like
Harvard, they seem to hate mainstream Americans. |
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Abdullah: |
Could we make
California Muslim, Manour? |
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Manour: |
California is really
swinging our way. The money we paid Susan Douglass is paying huge
dividends. |
|
Abdullah: |
Susan Douglass? A
woman? |
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Manour: |
She's been on our
payroll for years, teaching at the Islamic Saudi Academy near
Washington, D.C. Now she has become a California education consultant. |
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Abdullah: |
She is planting Islam
in the public schools? |
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Manour: |
Yes, Great King.
Impressionable American children recite Muslim prayers and memorize
"Allah is the only true God and Muhammad is his messenger." They chant
"Praise be to Allah" and adopt Arab names |
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Abdullah: |
Allah be praised. But
isn't the American government aware that we are infiltrating their
educational system? |
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Manour: |
They are otherwise
occupied fighting the Mexican invasion. |
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Abdullah: |
So we may soon have
California? |
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Manour: |
Well, Mighty One, that
is still uncertain. |
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Abdullah: |
With things going so
well, what can stop us from winning California? |
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Manour: |
The Mexicans may get
it first. |
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