Posted 4/28/2008

WHEATIES:
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPION BOY BABY PRODUCERS

Many women worldwide want to produce baby boys. You know, for daddy. Or for the farm. In football-crazy Texas, some women want to make boys for the team.

Unfortunately, the increasing use of sonograms has led to the widespread abortion of female fetuses. It isn't just China with its one baby policy. The problem is rife all over the world.

Well, now there's good news for women who want to produce a boy baby. Forget the sonograms. Forget the abortion clinic.

Just eat Wheaties. The Breakfast of Champions.

And you will more likely produce a boy baby.

How is this possible?

A research study in Britain discovered that women who don't eat breakfast and eat less are more likely to produce girls, not boys.

Women who eat breakfast and bulk up on cereals are more likely to produce boys.

Women who ate an average of 2,283 calories a day tended to bring girls into the world.

Women who ate an average of 2,413 calories a day tended to bring boys into the world.

Over the last century, women in developed countries have slimmed down their diets – and produced fewer boys as a result.

So if you and hubby are determined to have a boy, bulk up on cereals. Any cereal. The brand doesn't matter.

(This article was not sponsored by the American Cereal Institute, if there is such a thing.)

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