Posted 6/19/2008

 THE FUTURE OF AIR TRAVEL?

Welcome to Front Load Airlines!

We are the new, innovative airline. The one with the new "cost plus" pricing schedule.

Fly the one airline which will always let you know exactly what you're paying for.

Please note that we are the only airline which never charges a fare.

You just pay our costs in the form of fees.

Just look over our fee schedule from Chicago to New York:

SERVICE "COST PLUS" FEE
Fare $0
Salaries $358
Benefits $126
Fuel $425
1st Piece of Luggage $50
2nd Piece of Luggage $25
Phone Reservation* $7
Snacks* $18
Curbside Check-In* $10
Aisle Seating* $50
Exit Row Seating** $150

* Optional

** Optional (passenger must not be using a walker)

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