Posted 3/31/2008

PARIS HILTON WINS THE MISS TURKEY BEAUTY PAGEANT

It was a huge mistake.

When Paris showed up, all glittering and blonde, no one could take their eyes off her. She was the darling of the photographers. She became the star of the show.

When the swarthy, dark-haired contestants came on stage, few in the audience could take their eyes or cameras off the lovely Paris.

Not even the pageant winner was able to capture the audience's attention, for it is hard to be recognized when you are only one of six lovely brunettes. And not when the glittering Paris was in the area.

When Paris congratulated the winner, she was photographed from the front, the winner from the back.

I understand that for next year's pageant, officials are selecting Ugly Betty as a judge.

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Pictures courtesy of China Daily.